No exit?! Really?

Of course there is one. How else would I get your hopes up? It’s yours to find, somewhere in the ninety pages of this book. I hid it with all the care required for you to end up resenting me personally. I hope not to be disappointed.

4 people are lost in the book right now

Live count. They went in. They haven’t come back out.

The Concept

Brace yourself…

There is one safe path through this book. One. You will first have to find the ENTRANCE I hid somewhere in these 90 pages, then find the EXIT I placed, with impeccable taste, at the end of a dead end.

Between the two, I have arranged 15,800 creatures. Each one holds a strategic position in the grid, and they all have the same orders: to terrify you, and if it comes to it, to remove you. I get a small shiver of pleasure just thinking about it. Then I wrote 25 RULES to decide which ones will let you through, and which will ensure you need not concern yourself with what comes next.

You know every rule from the start. Cross out what kills you, keep what does not, and the path will reveal itself. To give you some idea of what is waiting for you: a page is not a boundary, and what happens on one often depends on what sits beside it, behind it, or across the gutter. What can I say — my monsters have never had much respect for layout.

Oh — I was forgetting. I do like to know where my visitors suffer most. From the entrance onward, I keep score: how long you take, how often you ask for help, and how far you get before you start second-guessing yourself. You will be able to compare your STATISTICS with everyone else’s. Rest assured: I judge everyone with exactly the same absence of compassion.

There. Everything you need to get out is in this book.

I sincerely hope it will not be enough.

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