Statistics

The Register

I like to know where my visitors suffer most. It would be a waste to collect all of it and keep it to myself.

The survivors The dungeon

What I call them

Everyone leaves with a title. It rewards nothing: it counts how many times they came and asked me where they were.

The Shadow no questions: Never heard from them. My favorite, by a mile.
The Quiet One 1 to 5 questions: Doubted themselves twice, then moved on. Honorable.
The Scout 6 to 20 questions: Checks before moving. It’s sensible. It’s dull.
The Tracker 21 to 60 questions: Can’t take three steps without checking with me.
The Nitpicker 61 to 150 questions: At this point it’s not caution anymore, it’s a conversation.
The Tourist 151 and up: Not crossing my dungeon. Touring it, with me as the guide.

They just got out

Nobody has gotten out. I’d like to say I’m surprised, but I designed the place.

The state of the dungeon

4 names in the register

3 are still making their way through

1 seems to be waiting for rescue

Nobody has made it out

4 wrong exits have been submitted

The pages I get asked about most

Page 84 causes the most trouble