Statistics
The Register
I like to know where my visitors suffer most. It would be a waste to collect all of it and keep it to myself.
What I call them
Everyone leaves with a title. It rewards nothing: it counts how many times they came and asked me where they were.
- The Shadow no questions
- Never heard from them. My favorite, by a mile.
- The Quiet One 1 to 5 questions
- Doubted themselves twice, then moved on. Honorable.
- The Scout 6 to 20 questions
- Checks before moving. It’s sensible. It’s dull.
- The Tracker 21 to 60 questions
- Can’t take three steps without checking with me.
- The Nitpicker 61 to 150 questions
- At this point it’s not caution anymore, it’s a conversation.
- The Tourist 151 and up
- Not crossing my dungeon. Touring it, with me as the guide.
They just got out
Nobody has gotten out. I’d like to say I’m surprised, but I designed the place.
The state of the dungeon
4 names in the register
3 are still making their way through
1 seems to be waiting for rescue
Nobody has made it out
4 wrong exits have been submitted
The pages I get asked about most
Pages 0 to 89
Page 84 causes the most trouble